In lieu of actual content and because today started with two cat barf piles right next to the bed, three cat turds outside the litterbox AND a giant brown line of cat unhygienicity on our living room carpet, here’s that Four Things meme:

Four jobs I have had

1. fabric cutter, goldfish wrangler and world’s worst gift wrapper at a Ben Franklin

2. receptionist for city hall

3. unemployment counselor (where no one was ever happy to talk to me - EVER)

4. freelance magazine writer

Four movies I can watch over and over

1. major league

2. the wedding singer

3. morocco

4. 50 first dates

Four tv shows I like to watch

1. the office (I swear Dwight is the fictional embodiment of a former coworker. A coworker who once brought a half-eaten box of cereal to a meeting for his “snack to share”)

2. rules of engagement

3. 24

4. 30 rock

Four places I have been on vacation

1. London (if you go here with an outlet adapter from Best Buy, it will start your curling iron on fire. Just a little advice from me to you)

2. Hawaii (this one time, at band camp? We got to go to Hawaii and I took lots of pictures and then the roll of film was ruined by the idiot film developer)

3. Cancun

4. Vegas

Four favorite foods

1. spicy garlic buffalo wings

2. pepperoni pizza with extra cheese

3. a #16 from Jimmy John’s with regular kettle chips

4. spaghetti with bacon

Four websites I visit daily

1. espn.com (to compile my fantasy FB stats, naturally)

2. nfl.com (same as above; no, I am not crazy, thank you)

3. blogroll

4. brusheezy.com (free photoshop brushes; highly recommend)

Four places I would rather be

1. in a library or bookstore

2. at home napping with the kitties

3. not at work

4. on my honeymoon